I admit it now. I was on steroids when I was growing up in Brooklyn. I had my cousin get them for me after he finished his accordion lessons. He didn’t inject them in my rear end; he buried them in a piece of Halvah from Merlin’s candy store on Church Avenue. No one knew [...]

By: Matt Spiegel

Many times a game’s outcome is difficult to dissect…for you.  You see, using deductive reasoning and a snappy theme song, we can effectively determine whether one team has been IMPRESSIVE in victory, or the other has been INEPT in defeat. Other sports issues fit the format as well, as we go 2nd level [...]

By: Patrick Mauro
When will Bud “I know nothing, not even if I’m wearing a hair piece” Selig and Donald “I’ll fight for the right to make certain my players can ‘roid with impunity” Fehr be held accountable for perjuring themselves in front of Congress? These were the guys who went in [...]

By: Chris Russell
You can blame Alex Rodriguez, or perhaps Scott Boras.  Don Fehr and Gene Orza of the Major League Baseball Players Association should also receive your wrath.  Some have blamed the Federal Government, and specifically IRS Agent, Jeff Novitzky.  
Some might even point a finger at Santa Claus. It must be the jolly old [...]